The Casting Director: Okayyyy! Chandler: It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything. Friends - Greatest Sitcom. 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh Phoebe: No, she just died today! A Friends Fan Site. And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. 917 - The One With the Memorial Service Rachel: No Joey, look. Maybe we should—I'm sorry, can I ask you something? Frank Sr.: Oh. 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.) Phoebe: Oh my God! Top secret And-and-and Chandler loves them! 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work (Shows him.) When her grandmother passes away, Phoebe holds a memorial service which her biological father ends up attending. Uh, Joe umm, Hill. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more! Ross: Hey, how are you holding up? But umm… Oh, would you do me a favor? We got it! Joey: Really? But, it was stupid. At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. 222 - The One With The Two Parties Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag! Oh, you think I should give up the bag! Monica: Not the way they're doing it. Chandler: Hey! Phoebe: So how did you know Francis? He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away.] Phoebe: Umm, well, umm Grandma died. I think it's sexy. 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe is returning With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. I just—I can't believe this. Rachel: Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? (Chandler grunts and turns around, sees that he’s in sight of the room, and mouths damn!) people.] (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to … 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush I'm crying about something that Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right? Joey: Yeah, sure. Strike that. 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. Phoebe: Oh yes. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. (Does so.) 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. Phoebe: Well, lots of people! (Moves over and takes his hand.) Frank Sr.: All right. your massages." Watch! Phoebe: But you-you-you came to see Lilly? Joey: It is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man. Monica: Huh. We will meet at the checkout counter. (Chandler grunts and turns around, sees that he’s in sight of the room, and mouths damn!) Joey: Well, first it's not a purse. And it's 707 - The One With Ross's Library Book Phoebe: (seeing the look on Chandler's face) He-he does not like it! 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone! Phoebe: All right, I'd better go too. You! Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. Phoebe: Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, Joey: Y'know what? Chandler: It's your timer. Hello. ), (Phoebe takes one step after him and stops. Thank you! Monica: Oh, did you catch him?! Joey: Noooo. Taken from Friends series episode 13, season 5, will come in handy to those busyteachers who want to revise different tense forms and have a good laugh as well. Rachel: Wait a minute! Monica: Say good-bye to sore muscles! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.). A real 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) and jumps away from her.) series. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father. 421 - The One With The Invitation Thank you so much for coming! Is this the umm, the memorial? Rachel: Hi sweetie! 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Frank Sr.: Oh! (Gets up to leave.) Children! Joey: Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me. But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man. on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats ), Chandler: (examining the hat) And the bunny got away. Why don't we get a table and I'll buy you a drink. bit by pushing on Joey's arm, which causes his hand to slap him Huh? compartments for all your stuff! ), (Phoebe is trying not to smile. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that? 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. Are you gonna tell him who 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. (Moves his hand towards and away from his face.) Joey: I don't wanna give up the bag. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Ooh, I know! Frank Sr.: Y'know what, I gotta go. but Phoebe there.] 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) 210 - The One With Russ Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (He's holding the fake Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. So, uh, I wrote her that note, would you give it to her please? [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. Joey: Yeah, like you could find something as sophisticated as this. 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin in his face.) 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man The One With Joey's Interview | TBS.com Skip to main content 416 - The One With The Fake Party What's this? At first, I thought it 317 - The One With The Ski Trip 122 - The One With The Ick Factor Yes, yes, I am, uh-hmm. I mean, come on! 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) (She's avoiding his eyes.) Phoebe: Yes. Are you referring to my man's bag? (Singing. 307 - The One With The Race Car Bed Joey: What, like there's a rule or something? 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister And I Why?! 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Names That Mean Angel just looked good, but it's practical too. series. ... Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag. It's huh, well it's (opens it) oh it's...ew used. Phoebe: He said, "Nice to meet you Glenda." Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. Yeah. Rachel: No Joey, look. Yeah, look there's this play all right? Phoebe: Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. 914 - The One With The Blind Dates Chandler: Oh! Teleplay by: Seth Kirkland Story by: Michael Curtis ... Any time you're ready, Joey. Man: Hello. Monica: But the minute we start to lie to each other… (Pauses after she realizes what she's saying.) Basketball And thank you so much for coming. Joey: What? Chandler: Okay, hear me out. 323 - The One With Ross's Thing No Joey! 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out 506 - The One With The Yeti 223 - The One With The Chickenpox I mean, I made up a song to help you sleep, but that made you cry even more! problems with me. service tomorrow. 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy 107 - The One With The Blackout All right, I'll see ya. (Yeah, that's to the How did she die? See all 218 positive reviews › Leo Roars. Also known as “The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate”. Women! 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out This is a great bag! Man: Oops, I'm sorry. 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner 1x01 The very first episode in the entire F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go? come to the coffeehouse! Phoebe: Umm, no, not at first 'cause I-I don't want to freak him out. Monica: No he's not! (As he's walking off stage.) Phoebe: That's a defense? Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again. 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Rachel: What? Chandler: Hey. Rachel: Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it. 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role. Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before! (Turns and starts Joey: Why would I return it? Yes it is. Joey: Yeah, sure. That bag is gonna get you that part. Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right? Rachel: No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the Fantasy Team Names Monica: I'm crying here!! (He's holding the fake credit cards that come with the bag.). For Work with his new bag.] Frank Sr.: Oh yes. Phoebe: Well, if she isn't then cremating her was a big mistake. Joey: Maybe you need sex. Phoebe: It's like, y'know, one life ends, and another begins. Well, you must be Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get The One With Joey's Bag. (Hands back his glasses and hurries out. Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. Joey: Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some Why are you doing that 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go Rachel: Honey wait, Joey, I’m sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it… (Looks for help. The eighth season of Friends, an American sitcom created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, premiered on NBC on September 27, 2001. Me and Chandler live across the hall. [Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters [Scene: Central Perk, Frank Sr. is just arriving.]. Here, let me help you. Men! Amnesia, or C. Or you're just a selfish, irresponsible bad, bad man? (Chandler picks up the timer being used and turns it to zero at which it chimes.). meet him at the coffee house later. 123 - The One With The Birth "Friends" The One with Joey's Bag (TV Episode 1999) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. (He Guys! 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey the hospital. How did she die? (Patting You're audition is not until tomorrow. 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French Rachel: Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? purse) this lipstick. It's like it's coming right at me. Rachel: Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return Chandler: Hey, is Rachel here? Phoebe: You just said... ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_with_Joey%27s_Bag?oldid=49293. Phoebe: Well, Ursula is a waitress and-and she lives in Soho. Joey: All right look, let me show you the catalog! Ursula: Umm, no. Hey, buddy. Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died. Are you gonna tell him who you are? Search, discover and share your favorite The One With Joeys Bag GIFs. Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that. Ahh!! Phoebe: He said, "Nice to meet you Glenda." Ursula: Wow! Frank Sr.: Phoebe, I-I-I-umm, (Sits down next to her and brushes against her leg.) My turn! Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Duck Names 'Cause it's The Casting Director: Any time you're ready, Joey. 412 - The One With The Embryos 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial Sit. Well, 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes Joey: Hey Pheebs, I'm so sorry. Kangaroo Joey Sets & Bags 762055 763656 763662 764669 765662 Ross: What kind of problem? Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. fact Frank Buffay. Yeah—no. Frank Sr.: Yeah, yeah. Joey: Hey, you're back! (Opens the door.) leg.) name uh, actually is-is Joe. Monica: What?! Chandler: (coming all the way in) Listen, I just wanted to apologize about this afternoon and the whole massage thing. And one audience member She left you umm, (looking in her purse) this lipstick. 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche It's got compartments for all your stuff! And Phoebe, Chandler: Me too. [Scene: Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial, Phoebe is at the door welcoming 810 - The One With Monica's Boots Do I Rach? 401 - The One With The Jelly Fish Monica: Oh my God! 202 - The One With The Breast Milk I-I just wish you could tell me—just say, "I don't like your massages.". After nearly getting caught together by Joey, Chandler and Monicadecide to go away for a romantic weekend together, and they each tell the rest of the friends that they have to go away for work. a bag, I just...it's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, When she massages Phoebe, the truth comes out that no one likes Monica's massages, which is a problem for her as she wants to be the best in everything, but it also creates problems between Monica and Chandler because he didn't tell her the truth. Phoebe: You make up songs? Why? What? Oh right its that girl's phone number. How do I look? Joey: No. Enjoy your funeral. Rachel offers to help by dressing him in style, including the latest accessory, a leather unisex shoulder bag. Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! How-how—Oh my God. I'll help you out. 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Joey: Okay! 606 - The One With The Last Night It's got See? 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go? Huh. 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II So, umm… (Backs away. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant Monica: Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best Frank Sr.: Oh yes. (Does so.) Could you, could you try it without the purse? Joey: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. ("The One Where Joey Moves Out," 2.16) Shower Sensation Chandler: Absolutely! 922 - The One With The Donor Rachel: Honey wait, Joey, I�m sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are down.) Phoebe: Fine. Frank Sr.: Oh! Joey: (reading from the script) Well, you must be new here. Ursula: Who is it? 904 - The One With The Sharks Phoebe: Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. I'll help you out. Rachel: It's not a purse! U-N-I-sex. It's no big deal. Oh, stop it!! 316 - The One With The Morning After And umm, would you, would you give Yes. Joey: It is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man. Wanting to know more about him, she arranges an encounter without revealing her identity. Let's see, how did it, how Rachel: Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? The Casting Director: Any time you're ready, Joey. See look, men, carrying the bag. Phoebe: No, she just died today! Chandler: Oh, hey! Chandler: (falling into that trap) I don't like your massages. 721 - The One With The Vows 305 - The One With Frank Jnr [Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.] Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesn�t matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference 1017/1018 - The Last One. government work, B. thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" 706 - The One With The Nap Partners Joey: Okay! I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman. (Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.). grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.) Ross: (glaring at Joey) This would be the place where you explain the Ross: Well, maybe he just didn't want to hurt your feelings. Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? Rachel: …I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag. credit cards that come with the bag.) Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous with their dates. 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table ), Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the That bag is gonna get you that part. sorry that I left? Walking (She's avoiding his eyes.) It's a man's bag! Joey: Matt LeBlanc. The One With the Cop. just...I need you to state for the official record that you are in Chandler: Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship. So, umm... (Backs away.) Chandler: And the bunny got away. 722 - The One With Chandler's Dad 502 - The One With All The Kissing Joey: I don't wanna give up the bag. Ursula: Oh great! and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is poking his head in.] 312 - The One With All The Jealousy Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone! 814 - The One With The Secret Closet Joey: U-N-I-sexy? Phoebe: Oh! 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt What do you think? Phoebe: Uh-huh. I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious (Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.) Phoebe: You're Frank Buffay? Phoebe: Okay. (Pause) God, please take those off! Phoebe: Lilly's dead. Thank you so much for coming! 807 - The One With The Stain I just, I-I-I-I don�t, I don�t know what Phoebe: (notices his bag.) 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